Most of the time we get awesome roommates and have the time of our life and we actually miss them during holidays,but then there are roommates we hate to our guts,you can't stand them,you think everything that comes out their mouth is shit,half the time you are with them you only think of smacking them, and the other half you think of ways to get rid of a dead body.
Before you take such extreme measures,here are some ways you can make their life hell and/or do things to their things and smile privately as they go on unsuspectedly to live their life.
1.Never Clean The Room/Your Shit....NEVER!!
You have to make sacrifices to win a war.Personal hygiene can suck it!!
Never clean your shit and if they ask you to then make some excuse,after all you are looking for a confrontation
2.Never flush the toilet
Introduce Some Hypocrisy!!
3.Have your friends over...All The Time
Who doesn't hate uninvited guests??
4.Play Music they don't like...LOUDLY
And dance to it,preferably with a friend
5.Be Shitty/Annoyed All The Time
Act like a little bitch ,who doesn't hate a little bitch??
6.Never Shut Up About Anything!!
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Annoy the shit out of them with your stories,
If you don't have one then make them up.
7.Borrow Money Frequently
Better,suggest expensive places to hangout,forget to bring money and be like....
Even after all these efforts you roommate doesn't go away,then you have to accept that he/she may be annoying but he/she is actually nice and is putting up with all your shit or he/she is a hardass and in both cases there is nothing you can do except...
Before you take such extreme measures,here are some ways you can make their life hell and/or do things to their things and smile privately as they go on unsuspectedly to live their life.
1.Never Clean The Room/Your Shit....NEVER!!
Never clean your shit and if they ask you to then make some excuse,after all you are looking for a confrontation
2.Never flush the toilet
Introduce Some Hypocrisy!!
3.Have your friends over...All The Time
Who doesn't hate uninvited guests??
4.Play Music they don't like...LOUDLY
And dance to it,preferably with a friend
5.Be Shitty/Annoyed All The Time
Act like a little bitch ,who doesn't hate a little bitch??
6.Never Shut Up About Anything!!
Annoy the shit out of them with your stories,
If you don't have one then make them up.
7.Borrow Money Frequently
Better,suggest expensive places to hangout,forget to bring money and be like....
Even after all these efforts you roommate doesn't go away,then you have to accept that he/she may be annoying but he/she is actually nice and is putting up with all your shit or he/she is a hardass and in both cases there is nothing you can do except...
go ahead <(")
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