7 Ways To Make Your Roommate's Life a Living Hell

Most of the time we get awesome roommates and have the time of our life and we actually miss them during holidays,but then there are roommates we hate to our guts,you can't stand them,you think everything that comes out their mouth is shit,half the time you are with them you only think of smacking them, and the other half you think of ways to get rid of a dead body.

Before you take such extreme measures,here are some ways you can make their life hell and/or do things to their things and smile privately as they go on unsuspectedly to live their life.

1.Never Clean The Room/Your Shit....NEVER!!

You have to make sacrifices to win a war.Personal hygiene can suck it!!
Never clean your shit and if they ask you to then make some excuse,after all you are looking for a confrontation

2.Never flush the toilet

Introduce Some Hypocrisy!!

3.Have your friends over...All The Time

Who doesn't hate uninvited guests??


4.Play Music they don't like...LOUDLY

And dance to it,preferably with a friend

5.Be Shitty/Annoyed All The Time

Act like a little bitch ,who doesn't hate a little bitch??

6.Never Shut Up About Anything!!

Annoy the shit out of them with your stories,
If you don't have one then make them up.

7.Borrow Money Frequently

Better,suggest expensive places to hangout,forget to bring money and be like....

Even after all these efforts you roommate doesn't go away,then you have to accept that he/she may be annoying but he/she is actually nice and is putting up with all your shit or he/she is a hardass and in both cases there is nothing you can do except...

Was Your First Blog Post Like This????

Hello World,

Man,I don't know what I am doing here,I have never done this before i.e publish my thoughts in front of people.There are various reasons for that and I'm sure you guys are familiar with it.There first one is of course public ridicule,there are people out there who just don't accept the fact that people are in different places in life than themselves and their opinions may not match and the least they can do is try to tolerate it, best example is of course the topic of religion.There are people who are religious who just relate everything to god and there are atheist just ridicule everything related to god,both by the way annoy me equally.Believe in God?? good for you,just keep it to yourself and practice among like minded people,don't go to a non-believer or a person of another religion or anybody for that matter and tell them that god loves them but they are going to hell.You an atheist??good for you too,but again keep it to yourself.There is a new modern term i.s the passive aggressive atheist which is used for people who will ridicule everything and everyone related or wanting to relate to god,in my opinion if you get labelled as an atheist then you are doing it wrong.No one gets labelled for believing in nothing unless they are flaunting it proudly(read annoyingly).If you are an atheist then be tolerant towards others views because you are not coming off better than those who do want to impose their believes on everybody,so keep it to your self if you call yourself  an atheist unless you are Christopher Hitchens.I just erased everything I wrote about him and what he believed in and why he spoke so openly against religion.

As  you can see I have no consistency, I can divert to any topic immediately without any warning.I just diverted from my personal fears of publicly publishing my thoughts to religion, see that tells you a lot about me.I am a 21 year old student here in Noida,Uttar Pradesh ,India,who has no writing skills whatsoever.If you are looking for a blog containing philosophical,political or comedic genius in the best literary form then you are in the wrong place,I have a very less experience of writing,I just corrected the spelling of experience using auto-correct.The thing that you may get out of this blog is relativity(I am expecting that too).Ever thought of things that ,if you say out loud  you would be a social outcast(well you won't BE a social outcast but at least it's in your head)(now I am writing everything in brackets),I do this everyday,think extremely about something and then argue with MYSELF,IN MY HEAD, SITTING CROSS-LEGGED WITH A WHISKY IN MY HAND AND A TALK SHOW HOST ASKING ME QUESTIONS AND AN AUDIENCE LISTENING TO MY PROFOUND THOUGHTS WHICH USUALLY ENDS WITH A STANDING OVATION.I upper cased everything and bold-ed the part which I want you to notice.I hope I find at least some of you out there who could relate to me.

So I just got what should be the title of this blog and was it??? was your first blog like this?? random,poorly written with grammatical mistakes?? I know what are you thinking,this guy doesn't even know where to put in commas(Ok I just now thought to use the tools above me i.e, bold,italic and etc which I completely ignored till now and I thought it would be cool to write at least one sentence in italic,it looks good).But I won't be too random,like an immature high-school girl trying to impress a college boy via online chat.Now I am not saying all high-school girls are immature,they are actually mature than a lot of high-school boys but come-on when you are in college,things you may find cool or cute in high school seem immature in college may it be girls or various activities.

Coming back to my original point,my fears of making my thoughts public.I believe I have to make a point number two I guess.I have been thinking about this for a while now(about five minutes)There is no point number two I guess,the words public ridicule cover it all!!!

So I am a bit dizzy now I have never written this much of crap in my life,so I am gonna go,hope this is a start of something new and exciting for me.